Gertie ate some marmalade
 Tune : John Brown's Body (again!)


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Gertie ate some marmalade, and then she ate some jam,
Gertie ate some luncheon meat and then she ate some spam.
Gertie drank some lemonade and then some ginger beer
And Gertie wondered what it was that her feel so queer.

Whoops, went the marmalade and whoops went the jam,
Whoops went the luncheon meat and whoops went the spam,
"Fizz" went the lemonade and "Pop" the ginger beer
And Gertie knew just what it was that made her feel so queer!