I forgot my spoon!


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One of the more lavatorial campfire songs which is greatly enjoyed and sung with great gusto by the less sensitive souls out there!

(You might want to / need to censor or refine some of the verses according to your audience.)

Please don't read any further if you are of nervous disposition!


There was dumps and dumps of desiccated dinosaur dung,
Desiccated dinosaur dung
Desiccated dinosaur dung,
Dumps and dumps of desiccated dinosaur dung
And I forgot my spoon!

Chorus : I forgot my spoon!
I forgot my spoon!
Dumps and dumps of desiccated dinosaur dung,
And I forgot my spoon!

There was piles and piles of percolated pelican poop... x 3
And I forgot my spoon!

Chorus : I forgot my spoon!
I forgot my spoon!
Dumps and dumps of desiccated dinosaur dung,
And I forgot my spoon!

There was tons and tons of tessellated tortoise turds ...

...crates and crates of carbonated crocodile crap...

...sheds and sheds of shiny shimmering shellfish shit...

... and any other alliterative verses the little darlings can come up with :-)