| Now
the Princess Pat |
Strike
"Egyptian" pose
|
| Lives in a Barratt
Home |
Draw outline
of house in the air |
|
With a microwave
oven
|
Draw
rectangle then mime turning knob |
| And a cordless
phone. |
Thumb and
little finger out to make "phone" to ear |
| Got
a Kenwood Chef |
Mime stirring mixing
bowl under arm
|
| And a Hoover
too; |
Mime hoovering
floor |
| When she flushes
the toilet |
Pull "chain"
|
| All the water
turns blue. |
Draw horizontal
circle in front of you |
|
|
(Chorus)
:
|
|
| Head
and Shoulders shampoo : |
Touch head and shoulders
|
|
Now what is
that?
|
Wide
open hands gesture and shrug shoulders |
| It's something
made |
Hit clenched
fists together |
| For the Princess
Pat; |
Egyptian
pose |
|
It's Frequent
Use
|
Mime
washing hair |
| And Anti-Dandruff
too, |
Brush shoulders
with hands |
| That's why it's
called |
Wag index
finger twice |
| Head and Shoulders
shampoo. |
Touch head
and shoulders |
|
|
|
And the Captain
Jack
|
Salute
|
| Collects Income
Tax, |
Mime collecting
things in |
| Drives a shiny
red Porsche, |
Steering
wheel |
| Has a Filofax.
|
Turn pages
of book |
| His boxer shorts
|
stroke thighs..... |
| Are made of
silk |
continue,
and smile and nod |
| And he only
drinks whisky |
Mime drinking |
| 'Cos he doesn't
like milk. |
Shake head
and thumbs down |
|
|
|
(Chorus)
:
|
|
| A
Porta-Loo …… |
Gesture towards imaginary
Portaloo with thumb
|
| Now what is
that? |
Wide open
hands gesture and shrug shoulders |
| It’s something
used …… |
Hit clenched
fists together |
| by the Princess
Pat. |
"Egyptian"
pose again |
|
It’s blue
and white ……
|
gesture towards
imaginary Portaloo with thumb |
| and stinks of
poo, |
Hold nose
and pull face |
| That’s why it’s
called …… |
Wag index
finger twice |
| a Porta-Loo.
|
gesture towards
imaginary Portaloo with thumb |
